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I'll Say
When was the last time I said this...
If I don't win tonight,
He always wins,
I'll never play here again,
I'll buy more the next time I win,
It's got to be fixed,
Slow down,
Call faster,
Switch the caller,
Shake your balls,
Was B-15 called,
I should have stayed home tonight,
I never won with this caller,
What's a six pack,
I only needed one number,
I just had to get out of the house,
That number comes up every game,
I played the wrong card,
She's sitting in my lucky seat,
Oh-!,
Bingo!
The Snooper
Jeff and Ed are playing Bingo.at keeps looking over Ed’s shoulder saying, “Ed you’ve got that number, mark it off. Ooh you’ve got that number, mark it off”.
After putting up with this for some time Ed gets annoyed, turns to Jeff angrily and asks, “Look, why don’t you do your own sheet?”
Jeff replies, “I can’t Ed, it’s full!”
A Winner Everytime
Janice and Penny, two friends, went together to play the slot machines at their local Bingo Hall. Each agreed that when her allotted money was gone, she would go to the front of the Bingo Hall and sit on the bench to wait for her friend. Janice quickly lost all of her money and went to sit on the bench. She waited and waited and waited and waited. After what seemed an eternity, she saw Penny coming toward her carrying a huge sack of coins. "Hey, Janice," said Penny, "how'd you do?" "Well, Penny", said Janice, "you see me here on this bench- what do you think? It looks like you hit it big, though." "Oh yeah," said Penny, "did I find a good machine! It's way in the back. I'll show it to you - you can't lose! EVERY TIME YOU PUT IN A DOLLAR FOUR QUARTERS COME OUT!!!"
Bye Bye
Sue was on the telephone to her friend Pat, complaining about her lazy, good-for-nothing husband. After 20 minutes of this Pat said, ”My husband said I had to choose between him and bingo……. I'm gonna miss him …..!!”
A Bingo Prayer
As I lay me down to slumber,
All I need is one more number,
When to the big game I go,
I pray the Lord I yell BINGO.
Bing Nut
Jane was a bingo nut. She played every possible minute. One day at bingo Jane stopped playing to take a moment of silence as a funeral procession went on outside. Jane's bingo friend told her what a nice gesture that was. Jane said it was the least she could do after 25 years of marriage.
Chipper
What did the bingo chip say to the bingo card?
I've got you covered.
Send your jokes and riddles to info@bingoplanner.com
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Marketplace
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QUEEN OF HEARTS
PLAYED AT THE
FOLLOWING LOCATIONS:
Temple Beth AM
4660 Sheridan Dr
Williamsville, NY
Monday Night 7:30 Bingo
POT OVER $7,500
Fourteen Holy Helpers R.C.C.
1345 Indian Church Rd
West Seneca, NY
Thursday night at Bingo's
8:30 Intermission
Tickets sold only at Bingo
Resurrection R.C.C.
130 Como Park Blvd.
Cheektowaga, NY 14227
Tuesday night at Bingo's
8:30 Intermission
Tickets sold only at Bingo
DALE Association
33 Ontario Place
Lockport, NY 14094
Friday night at Bingo's
8:30 Intermission
Tickets sold only at Bingo
Call 433-1089 to find out this week's pot
Lake Erie Italian Club
3200 South Park Ave.
Lackawanna, NY 14218
Friday night at Bingo's
8:30 Intermission
Tickets sold only at Bingo
David McKeever Post 64
1770 South Park Ave.
Buffalo, NY
Monday & Friday at Bingo's
8:15 Intermission
Tickets sold only at Bingo
Call 822-6400 to find out this week's pot
Lockport Elks #41
6791 North Canal Rd
Lockport, NY 14094
Sunday night at Bingo's
8:30 Intermission
Tickets sold only at Bingo
Father Justin K of C
2735 Union Road
Cheektowaga, NY 14227
Tuesday Bingo, 2 P.M.
Tickets sold only at Bingo
Drawing at intermission
Queen Of Heaven
4220 Seneca St.
West Seneca, NY 14224
Wednesday Bingo, 7:30 PM
Drawing at intermission
Holy Mother of the Rosary
6298 Broadway
Lancaster, NY 14086
Drawing at Bingo
Monday 12:00 PM
St. James RCC
500 Terrace Blvd.
Depew, NY 14043
Drawing at Bingo
Thursday 7:30 PM
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